Tracks
Odd Numbered Years are Better
2008 will always be sentimental, being our establishing year and all (it sort of has that 1836 sort of ring, doesn’t it? ) , but boy are we preparing for one hell of a moonboot backflip into ‘09. As we lay good ol’ 2008 to rest, we’d like to wish all 6 of our listeners a very Happy New Year. Lay off the cheap test tube shots.
The Six
The original lyrics for this track were: Take the six downtown for the hot fuck’n sound. The big bass you can hear in the motherfuck’n underground. Move your feet to the fuck’n beat, take a runafuckenround, give a big fuck’n hug to your brother from anotha’fuck’n town, but it didn’t go with the rhythm, so we had to take all the fuck’ns out.
Vlad
Vlad doesn’t really say much, and doesn’t like to say very much, so he decided to commission a theme song. His requirements for the anthem were rather straight forward; “much like the logo of a superhero, the track must signify my presence” (by literally projecting from a speaker taped to his chest). “The alternative benefits to the theme song include avoiding verbal interactions, the letter V, tight pantyhose, and an acid neon cape.”
We came up with this little ditty, and we hope he likes it. Vlad, the track, is the first release from our large back catalogue of instrumentals, all stored in the vaults of various basements. We might even get our shit together and collect 3 or 4 of them into an EP. Stay tuned.
Ghostfriend
We’ve got a little problem in Jersey called “overdevelopment”.
Developers have a little problem called historic cemetaries.
Haunt my intercom system, and I’m gonna run my fish-pond water pipes
right through your boney ribs!
Do the Seaside Conga
Here’s a little slice of heaven from the 1970s Jersey shore. Watch out,
Seaside Heights, here comes the bus from Montreal.
(Note: The Pizza flipper featured at 13:20 is none other than Dan’s
great uncle Gianfranco Mezzafarelli.)
Here’s a Seaside summer jam for the youth of today.
Deep Disco
Here is the first of many tracks, Deep Disco, inspired by a strip mall trip to Rudy’s Pizza by Pink Stallone & Mister Guinness.